Shenton College
22/227 Stubbs Terrace, Shenton Park WA 6008
Shenton Park, WA 6008
schedule Opening Hours
| Monday | 8 AM - 4 PM |
| Tuesday | 8 AM - 4 PM |
| Wednesday | 8 AM - 4 PM |
| Thursday | 8 AM - 4 PM |
| Friday | 8 AM - 4 PM |
| Saturday | Closed |
| Sunday | Closed |
What People Mention
reviews Reviews (10)
Eugene
a month ago
This school is goated. Its pretty underated. The school is spot less and Mr michael Morgan is such an amazing principal. Recommened
Pay Gorn
2 months ago
Mad place to punch cones 🍦🍃 Me and the lads would sneak onto the fields on the weekends and just rip cones around the field. I never went to highschool here, for that matter I’ve never been to highschool, but if I went to one, I would’ve gone here.
Samuel4167
4 months ago
Brilliant school, super good teachers and facilities. Very high standard. All this rubbish about a drug epidemic, most of these kids come from Scotch and Christ Church after they've been expelled. Can't blame that on the school, it's just stupid. Principal Michael Morgan is super good, nice guy. Very good music and sport programs. Overall, brilliant school, I highly recommend.
Hugh
5 months ago
I'm just i behbeh. also, i got a record amount of touched yesterday being 67 times. WE are all cracking mr webster
Arvalicious
5 months ago
People here cause me depression. I get touched inappropriately every day. This makes me feel very sad. I recommend you leave as fast as you can.
Mohamed Wang
6 months ago
Shenton College swims sideways through the refrigerator of forgotten Tuesdays while pencils debate the merits of invisible cheese, and hallways sneeze algebra at passing clouds. Teachers juggle umbrellas filled with quantum spaghetti as students hop on thoughts made of glittering pancakes, occasionally whispering secrets to the floorboards that insist they are actually tiny porcupines. The library sings in Morse code, the canteen serves existential soup in sock-shaped bowls, and the principal rides a unicycle across dimensions while reciting limericks that accidentally summon historical llamas. Gravity politely apologizes during PE, lockers dissolve into kaleidoscopic jelly, and the fire alarm is a philosophical banana that questions your life choices before anyone can evacuate. Shenton College is simultaneously a school, a dream, and a confused octopus attempting origami while discussing the migration patterns of airborne sandwiches.
b ru
8 months ago
Shenton College is a strange place. You walk in expecting elite Hogwarts energy — blazers, academic beasts, inspirational speeches. What you get is caffeine-fueled teachers, confused Year 9s with nicotine addictions, and enough vape clouds in the toilets to qualify as indoor weather. Welcome to Shenton. Let’s start with the vaping. Enter the boys’ toilets at recess and you’re stepping into a berry-scented war zone. Some kid’s doing vape tricks like it’s a talent show, another is standing guard like he’s protecting national secrets. No one’s even hiding it anymore — it’s basically part of the curriculum. Teachers act shocked when someone gets caught, like little Timmy with the mullet and 17 keychains wasn’t suspicious from day one. The canteen? The food actually slaps — chicken tenders go hard, and the wedges are emotional. But the line? It’s spiritual punishment. Blink and you’re 38th in line behind a group arguing over a $6 cookie. By the time you get served, all that’s left is a juice box and regret. And the EFTPOS machine moves slower than your motivation after athletics carnival. Tap, pray, make eye contact with the canteen lady, repeat. Socially, the place is a jungle. Year 8s think they’re celebrities, Year 10s are fake dating like it’s a rom-com, and Year 11s have fully given up. Friend groups shift faster than teachers dodging duty. You blink and your best friend’s now part of the lawn crew who just sit around drinking water and judging people with their eyes. Now let’s be real. The “hot people” myth? Straight cap. Girls walking around like they lost a fight with a makeup tutorial, boys looking like they were raised in the school lost property box. Yet somehow, everyone’s confident. Like off-the-charts delusional. One guy said he was an “8 on a good day” while wearing socks and slides. Bro, you’re a 3 and that’s with lighting. The sexual talk? Relentless. You’re trying to learn long division and someone’s yelling about their “sneaky link.” There’s no filter. No shame. You get trauma dumped on during group tasks and hear about someone’s situationship while measuring sodium chloride. Please. Just ask me how my day is. Teachers range from inspirational legends to people one latte away from collapse. Some are amazing, others have emotionally left the building. You walk into class and they hit you with “just finish your work” while sipping coffee like it’s a life source. If I had to deal with Year 9s daily, I’d be on edge too. Academically? The school’s cracked. GATE kids haven’t seen the sun since 2021. ATAR students look aged beyond recognition. The pressure is real, but you’ll come out smarter — if sleep-deprived and slightly traumatised. Uniform rules? Random. Someone wears a hoodie and gets told off. Meanwhile, another guy’s in pyjamas and a cowboy hat and gets praised for showing up. There are no laws. Just vibes. Recess and lunch are zoo hours. Basketball courts turn into war zones, footballs flying, people yelling, someone always trying to do a bin shot for attention. Meanwhile, the library crew judge you silently while working on an assignment due in 2027. We need them. They’re holding the school together. Despite the madness, Shenton has heart. It’s messy, chaotic, and occasionally cursed — but you make memories, meet weird but great people, and laugh way more than you should. Would I recommend it? Yeah. Just bring snacks and maybe a gas mask for the toilets.
Bation
8 months ago
Shenton College is undoubtedly the most spherical school in the southern hemisphere, where the hallways smell faintly of microwaved thunderstorms and the teachers occasionally communicate via interpretive yodelling. I once enrolled my pet kumquat here, and within three weeks it had learned to recite pi backwards in Morse code. The library is a portal to the 17th dimension, accessible only during lunch breaks when Jupiter is in retrograde. The school uniforms are made of ethically-sourced cloud vapor and are ironed daily by a council of wise tortoises. On Wednesdays, the principal becomes temporarily invisible and delivers announcements through the vibrations of the floor tiles. One time, the science lab accidentally invented a new colour and named it "Blorg". I give it 27 out of 5 stars and would definitely recommend it to anyone with a strong tolerance for existential confusion and a fondness for invisible marzipan.
aida smith
a year ago
Today was my last day and i can't describe how amazing of school Shenton is. I was able to feel safe and supported during some rocky periods, Lemnos student support team are AMAZING, Miss P is AMAZING and the art program presents endless opportunities. Shenton has presented me with a new way off thinking, one that i will carry for the rest of my life and undoubtedly allow me to seize the future i want. Canteen is a holy grail and the vape detectors are useless, contrasting how helpful all my teachers are.
Sarah West
2 years ago
Nothing like good old fashioned bullying to sort your kid out ! Armed robberies during the day and frequent bike thefts and kids bashing each other outside school hours - of which the teachers quite happily reject responsibility for. Though I must say the teachers are genuinely amazing and I am impressed with how they’ve handled my child’s truancy. Best school ever though for a parents sanity I do request a barbed wire fence.